6 noiembrie 2007

corresp. fr. u. p. via iceland
6 Nov. 2007


Hi RV,

Here are your translation requests. B______ helped me with these.

FYI: B____ would like to be listed on this project as G______ J_______ (translator). I also have made a change in that regard. Please credit me on the byline as M___ L______.

I have attached this in word format as well.

FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BARBIE DOLL
Ríddu flér me› barbídúkku

FUCK YOURSELF WITH A G.I. JOE DOLL
Ríddu flér í rassgat me› hermannadúkkunni Jóa


FUCK YOURSELF WITH A STAR WARS ACTION FIGURE
Ríddu flér me› stjörnustrí›shetju kalli


FUCK YOURSELF WITH A STAR WARS LIGHT SABRE
Runka›u flér me› stjörnustrí›s geislasver›i

FUCK YOURSELF WITH A POKEMóN ACTION FIGURE
Ríddu flér me› pókemon kalli

FUCK YOURSELF WITH A MR. PINK ACTION FIGURE
Ríddu flér me› MR. Pink kallinum

FUCK EVERYONE ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE DIRECT DIAL
Ríddu öllum á hra›valinu í gemsanum flínum

FUCK YOUR BABY JESUS IN HIS NATIVITY DISPLAY
Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni

IS THAT YOUR PRICK/COCK OR A POKEMóN ACTION FIGURE?
Er fletta tippi› á flér e›a pókemon kall?

YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE VIRGIN MARY
fiú fokkar ekki me› hina óspjöllu›u Maríu

IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR WHORING CUNT MOUTH I'LL HAVE THE TRAFFIC POLICE TOW YOUR CUNT AWAY.
Ef flú heldur ekki saman á flér flínum hóru kuntu kjafti mun ég fá umfer›alögguna til a› draga píkuna á flér í burtu.

IF YOU DON'T PISS OFF I'LL HAVE A UN PEACEKEEPER MISSION WRAP YOUR DICK/COCK IN RAZOR WIRE
Ef flú drullar flér ekki í burtu mun ég fá fri›argæsluli›a S.fi. til a› vefja böllinum/píkunni á flér í gaddavír